Thursday, April 16, 2009

Seymore Butts FAQ

Here are some of the frequently asked questions that I get. I will add to this section when I get more.

Q. I have obviously noticed you shooting sex scenes in your TV show. How do I find out what sex scene appears in what movie title?

A) Here is the "Family Business" Sex Scene Guide"

Q. Can you provide me with a list of your movies as you have released them in chronological order?

A) Here is the list ...Click Here

Q. Will there be a season 4?

A) Yes, we should be finished shooting it by November 1, 2005. The broadcast dates are still undetermined but will be found here and sho.com

Q. I have problems with premature ejaculation. Can you give me some advice?

A) Here a few suggestions...

1. "Spackle before you paint"...at least that's what my older brother used to tell me. To translate, it simply means to masturbate 1-4 hours before your expected encounter. Now, of course, if you're not expecting it to happen, this technique will be of little use to you.

2. Talk to your Doctor and ask for a Viagra or Cialis prescription (I prefer Cialis). Take as directed and go to town with no worries. If you come too soon, you'll be ready to go again in 15 minutes or so and your penis will be much less sensitive the second time around.

3. Make sure she has come even before you stick your cock inside her. She will be a lot more forgiving if you happen to come quickly!

Q. Where can I find Seymore’s mom Lila’s “Chicken in a Basket” recipe that she was teaching Mari Possa how to make it on the episode “ASS and you will receive”?

A)Chicken In The Basket Francesca

2 Chickens cut up – (salt to taste)
4 Cups Olive Oil
2 Cups Parsley
3 Onions
8 Garlic Cloves
2 Tbsp Oregano
2 Tbsp Red Pepper
2 Sour Dough Round Breads

In a heavy sauté pan sauté the sliced onions, cut up garlic, cut up parsley until onions and garlic are golden color.

Add teaspoon of oregano and teaspoon of red pepper to taste and pour over chicken.

Preheat oven to 400 degrees

Arrange chicken in baking pans…put chicken in oven and lower to 350 degrees for 2 hours.

When done scoop out the 2 breads, and remove chicken from bones and put into the breads with the oil.

Place the tops of the breads back on and put back in over for 10-15 minutes.

Q. I’ve had trouble finding your movies in my local stores. I live in Maine, can you help me?

A)You’re in luck! I’ve just posted s STORE LOCATOR (hyper link it) on this site. It is designed to help you find retailers in your area that carry my products! Remember, you can always browse and order my movies from the ONLINE STORE on this site! Also, if you send us the contact info of the stores you found that don’t carry my products, I will send you 5 DVD’s as a REWARD for each store that we eventually open as a new account!

Q. Where can I get the unedited version of “Tampa Tushy Fest” that contains the fisting scene between Chloe & Alisha?
A) I was prosecuted for distributing this movie by the city of Los Angeles. After 18 months of legal wrangling, the City Attorney offered to drop the obscenity charges if my company would plead guilty to a disturbing the peace charge, pay $1000 to a victims restitution fund ( I still haven’t met a victim!) and agreed to offer an edited copy of the movie to everyone we offered an unedited version to. However, that gave me the legal right to offer my movie in the City of Los Angeles only and id not apply to other states. Given the anti-sex nature of our current administration, we have decided to discontinue shipping the unedited version of this movie until we get those Assholes out of office. When the unedited version does become available, we will post notice allover this website!

Q. How do I become a porn star?
A) See my article “How to get involved in the Adult
business. It covers getting involved both in front of and behind the cameras.

Q. How do I get involved in the Industry behind-the-camera?
A) See my article “How to get involved in the Adult
business.

Q. What movies does Seymore actually have sex in?
A) Here is a list of movies that I “fully” participate in.
Seymore & Shane live on Tour
Seymore & Shane meet Kathy Willets
Seymore & Shane On the Loose
Seymore & Shane Playing with Fire
Seymore & Shane Do Ireland
Monkey Business
Behind the Sphinc Door
Seymore Butts meets the Tushy Girls
Think Sphinc
Squirters
Squirters 2
Thighs Wide open
Tushy Girl Lost
Tushy Tahitian Style
Jamaican Me Horny

DVD Female Ejaculation
DVD Thighs Wide Open
DVD Tushy Tahitian Style
DVD Asstravaganza
DVD Welcum to Casa Butts
DVD Strictly Businass
DVD Its raining Tushy Girls
DVD International Tushy
DVD Jamaican Me Horny
And I recently released a compilation of some of my best "Hands On" work called..."I Did Her My Way"

Visit my store to purchase these movies.

Q. What movies have Female Ejaculation in them?
A) Squirters Tushy Con Carne
Pool Party at Seymores
Tushy Con Carne 2
Pool Party at Seymores 2
Tushy Anyone?
Behind the Sphinc Door
Tampa Tushy Fest
Seymore meets the Tushy Girls
Thighs Wide Open
Seymore Does Europe
High from Europe
Seymore Does Europe 2
Knocking at Heavens Backdoor
Monkey Business
Tunnelvision
Tushy Heaven
Mission To Uranus
Buttholes are forever
Squirters 2
Think Sphinc
Backdoor to Buttsville 2
New Tush in Town
Gapes of Wrath
Internet Tushy
Poetic Just-Ass
Welcum to Casa Butts
Strictly Businass
Its raining Tushy Girls
Jamaican Me Horny

Q. Is Female Ejaculation real?
A) In my opinion, yes! Check out my Female Ejaculation
Tips or any of the movies listed above and decide for
yourself.

Q. Do penis pumps work?
A) In my opinion, No! Don’t waste your money...you don’t need a bigger cock! Check out the Female Ejaculation tips above, they will help you satisfy any women!

Q. Can women have orgasms from anal sex?
A) Definitely yes! Check out the Anal Tips, watch any of
my movies and decide for yourself!

Q. There’s a scene in your TV show that shows a girl “squirting” in a limo. What movie is this scene in?
A) The girl in the limo is Flower (xxxflower.com) and
the name of the movie is “Welcum to Casa Butts”

Q. There’s a scene in your TV show that shows your assistant masturbating in your car while a couple goes at it in the backseat. What movie is this scene in?
A) The girl you are referring to is Mari Possa
(xxxmaripossa.com) and the title of the movie is
“strictly Businass”

Q. Will there be a second season of Family Business?
A) Yes! It should begin airing in January 2004.

Q. How can I find air dates for your show Family
Business?
A) Check out the Family Business page at
www.sho.com/fbiz

Q. Will the first season of Family Business be
released on DVD?
A) Yes! It should be released in early 2004!

Q. Whatever happened to Shane?
A) Shane and I broke off our engagement in 1995. She went on to start her own company called “Shanes World”. After directing and or starring in 18 movies, Shane got married to a member of the Rock band Orgy and retired shortly there after. Shane had her second
child in 2002 and has since returned to directing adult movies again.

Q. Whatever happened to Taylor Hayes?
A) Taylor and I broke up in 1997, about a year after she
gave birth to our incredible baby boy! Later, she
became a contract performer for Vivid video and won
consecutive best actress awards from AVN. She retired
from the Industry in 2002.

Q. Whatever happened to Alisha Klass?
A) Alisha and I broke up in August 2000. While she
continued to host a show for Playboy for another year
and a half, she never did anymore hardcore work since
the day we split. While I have heard rumors that she
was married sometime in late 2002, I have not been
able to confirm them. I have not seen or heard from
her in over 2 years.

Q, What kind of camera do you use?
A) I use a Sony's HDR-FX1

This is the lens:
Sony
VCL-HG0872 72mm High Grade 0.7X Wide Angle Lens

This is the light:
Sony HVL-20DW2 camera light

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